Category: Joke Board
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over
to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and that she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in
the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man
called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that
Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise [like
a gunshot] and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached
back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered, holding her 'brains' in for over an
hour until someone noticed her and came to her aid.
Yes, Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain
that's not relevant!
ha ha ha...That was really cute.
You see, now you all know what I mean when I make fun of blonds! That's fuckin holarious! The total win!
Lol!
LOL Cait that's funny
NO relavance whatsoever lol